Easter Eve

Look at this face! Do you think that he could do anything wrong? Well, don't let that handsome little boy fool you!  Yesterday while we were at Wal-mart gettting last minute easter bunny stuff.  Michael was checking out so, I went ahead and took Brody to the car.  Well, as we are walking out a family is walking in (on the wrong side) and Brody just punches this kid in the face! The kid looked at me and I was shocked I just apologized and ran out of the store! I asked Brody why he did that and he said " I beat him Mommy!"  Needless to say Brody was in a lot of trouble well it continued to get worse.  When we got home he got a whole roll of toiled paper and was playing with it naked in his room! I put him in the bath and stepped out for one second and he had the bath rug in the bath tub with him! He went straight to bed after that!

The funny things Brody says~

        I was laying down with Brody telling him a story before bed and my son thinks he is a wrestler and likes to jump on anyone laying down! So, he jumps and kicks me in the face ( which hurt pretty bad) I began to fake cry and Brody says " Willl you just calm down!" I said "What did you say?" He says CALM DOWN!"

      Brody had Michael's phone and was walking around the room with it to his ear saying "HELLO HELLO HELLO!"  So, I say "Who's there?" He says "Brody" I said "Brody Who?" He said "Brody Zane Rima!"

I was telling Brody a story one night before bed and usually I tell a pretty quick story about all of his superheros but, tonight I felt like storytelling so, I am telling this feaking awesome story and I am almost done and Brody says " Mom, That's enough!!!!"

I announced that I was going to take a shower and as I got up Brody followed right behind me and said " and I am gonna come watch you in the shower!"  Crazy Kid!  6-27-11

Today we were over at Nana and Paw's and Brody wanted a cookie so, Nana said "What's the magic word?"  and Brody said "Hocus Pocus!"  7-3-11

Baboo was pretending to beat up Michael and Brody said " Don't do that to my daddy he is awesome!" 8-2011

Brody was talking Michael and then he saluted him and said "Yes sir." 8-2011
Brody told me (lynsey)  " Daddy is your husband." 8-24-11

Brody said "God made it Rain."  "Jesus is God's Son."  "Jesus is a superhero!" 8-24-11

I tried to go in B's room and the door was locked so I knocked on the door and he ignored it and so I knocked again and he said " I lock the door!"  I said " I know that is why I am knocking please come unlock the door."  Of course he doesn't but while I am saying this Michael comes and unlocks the door and busted in and he was laying in the floor watching Sponge Bob and he said " What?! I lock you out!"
9-11-11

My Bra was laying in the floor and Brody picked it up and said "What is this?" I said "My bra." He said "For the boobs?"  lol "Yes Brody for the boobs!"  9-14-11

We were at the park the other day and brody found an acorn. I said "Brody what is that?" He said "An acorn for my house warming party."  lol! 9/28/11

Brody said " I need some noodles."  I said "Go tell your dad." Brody said " No! Pwwweasse do it for your boy!" I said "Go tell your dad" He is "Mommy do it for you son."  haha! 9/28/11
To Be Continued .......